The Plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of
a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they have flown together and awkward
silence between the two seems to indicate mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates
the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and muttered.
" I don't like Chinese"

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl harbor, that's why"
"No, no, the co-pilot protested " Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese"
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... Don't matter, You are all alike"

There's a few minutes of silence...
"I no rike jews" the co-pilot suddenly announced.

"Oh yeah, Why not?" Asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic" says the co-pilot.
"What? that's insane! Jews didn't sink Titanic" exclaims the
captain. "It was Iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah..
Still all same !!"

Paul A Bennett